But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
