Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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