he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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