doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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