just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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