is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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