she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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