I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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