i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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