That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
