So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Randomize
