she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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