You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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