Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I need to stop coming to work sober
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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