? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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