i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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