so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
