Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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