remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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