just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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