idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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