I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So much rum. So many feels.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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