The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Damn victory sex feels great
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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