i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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