How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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