How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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