wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
