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(816): View more from Missouri

I miss Bob Barker.

(808): View more from Hawaii

Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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(847): View more from Illinois

There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..

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(416): View more from Toronto

Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.

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(936): View more from Texas

but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend

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(661): View more from California

Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern

(619): View more from California

Maybe she doesn’t know you did him

(661): View more from California

Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome

(619): View more from California

Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again

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