You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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