I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
4 words: hood of his car
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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