Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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