I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize