found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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