We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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