We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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