Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Randomize