she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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