is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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