Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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