real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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