I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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