i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo dont text me then not text me
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How external is "for external use only"?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I pour the whiskey from now on
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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