I'm jealous of your bromance
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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