So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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