are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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