he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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