Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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