at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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