You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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