But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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