He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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