I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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