Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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