Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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