I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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