I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My vagina is very pro this idea
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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