Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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