If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
